Honestly, what are the chances?

What are the chances that three legionnaires would fall off a ladder at different locations almost at the same time?

Well, here are three legionnaires who actually did!
Hugh Evans - Broken bones
Doug Phillips - Broken bones
Denise Rohan - Broken bones

So the moral of the story is what?

Stay off of ladders!
Are you kidding?
We, here at Greendale Post 416, wish these  people well.
                         Get well soon!